Latest Tweets:

surprisebitch:

*calls 911*

911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?

me: help!! i lost my virginity!!

911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..

me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !

911: ohhh! xD

me: xD

(via parkingstrange)

"Sleep doesn’t relieve my exhaustion anymore."

July 7, 2014 (via suspend)

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lifeis4chumps:

no why

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Puns 

(via justifiably)

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awaitingthegreatcollapse:

My beloved black cat ❤️

awaitingthegreatcollapse:

My beloved black cat ❤️

(via awaitingthegreatcollapse)

unpopuler:

lphone69:

disorder:

thechristiannerd:

There are two kinds of people in this world; and each apparently follow unpopuler

it’s not just them im sure everyone follows him, cuz his blog is hilarious and perfect

if you aren’t following him then you need help because his blog should be followed by everyone!

wow you guys are seriously the best, always making my day! I love you guys so much <3

unpopuler:

lphone69:

disorder:

thechristiannerd:

There are two kinds of people in this world; and each apparently follow unpopuler

it’s not just them im sure everyone follows him, cuz his blog is hilarious and perfect

if you aren’t following him then you need help because his blog should be followed by everyone!

wow you guys are seriously the best, always making my day! I love you guys so much <3

(via tensioned)

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

(Source: nickfuckface, via the-lonely-pariah)

foodchewer:

blogging at 50 mph (memes per hour)

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